xmens:

#maybe he’s born with it #maybe he’s adopted

xmens:

#maybe he’s born with it #maybe he’s adopted

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Useful Information:

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour. OR heat up some white vinegar and pour a little bit onto the gum then rub with a toothbrush. The gum should come right out.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.

To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

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This is how you troll someone properly

chaseross:

corn-holio:

theepichumor:

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i usually don’t post shit like this but i’m freakin pissing my pants over here

im peeing everywhere

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pinkninjapj:

kissedmequiteinsane:

agent-bartowski:

bastardfromabasket:

shercockandmycrotch:

This is what happens when you morph Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and Loki together

um

oh shit

omg

Fuck.

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When I try to scare my friend

sodamnrelatable:

I’m like

Their reaction

but when they scare me I’m like

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mrgolightly:

yourfavoriteredhead: deqrassi:

What is Jamie Lee Curtis doing on Degrassi

Fucking hell.

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The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class

fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.


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damndarrenineedacigarettenow:

ravingliberal:

wantstobelieve:

why yes, tumblr. i have been spending my entire waking life searching high and low for a picture of an ewok child molester since forever so thank you for this little surprise

omg

megustajuan:

asxecdrvtfybgunhio

megustajuan:

asxecdrvtfybgunhio

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emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

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